I write to add to your list of Pres. Rogers’ own accomplishments, to list some of the accomplishments of the rest of BGSU’s employees, and to provide you guidance in rewarding the rest of BGSU’s employees for the communal job well done.
May I please get some cash from CARES To sit or stand outside the halls As kids arrive with their affairs– Their spirits high on aerosols– And tell them “Turn around, go home! We’ve just decided, we’re too dense.” And thus the BG metronome Tick-tocks, with little common sense, Toward fall semester’s recommence- ment. Hybrid horror… such suspense.
This Is Not Going the Way We Thought This is not goin’ the way we thought This is not goin’ the way we thought Hey we were all really hopin’ In the fall we could reopen But it’s not goin’ the way we thought!
You might remember “Mad Libs,” the fill-in-the-blank word game. Here’s one for your entertainment pleasure/horror, a passage from a recent news story. We encourage you to fill it out, keeping in mind BGSU’s intent to open campus for the fall.